big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
We have started to decorate penises.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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