I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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