Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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