I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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