All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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