8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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