you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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