I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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