You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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