Do you still have your period?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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