i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
this hospital has no fireball
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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