Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Houston, we have a blender
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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