I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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