didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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