Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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