Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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