I'm sorry my penis didn't work
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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