He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
