i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You coming home soon, man?
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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