her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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