I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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