You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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