And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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