Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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