It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Acid is not a monday night drug
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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