Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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