More tranny stories later!
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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