He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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