she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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