Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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