He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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