I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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