Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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