just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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