): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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