2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
