so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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