Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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