Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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