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Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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