Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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