I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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