I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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