Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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