week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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