look no pants
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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