let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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