Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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