Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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