Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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