Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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