I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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