Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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