oh god the rape fog is back!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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