Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I supernannyed him into submission
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Randomize
