I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
