Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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