please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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